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Funny Questions About Life
Those Funny Questions About Life Keep On Coming.
Ever had one of those funny questions about life? Then please read on.
When it comes to funny questions and thoughts about life, every time I think I’ve seen them all I find one I’ve never seen before or come up with more of my own. Some of these funny questions just pop into your head during every day life, like when you’re in the shower and you see the words on the shampoo bottle that say, “lather, rinse, repeat”. Why does it say that? Do they feel you may miss your head on the first go round? The following are some of the ones I’ve discovered or written however, I know there’s more because thats, well… life. So, if you find while reading these funny questions and thoughts about life make you smile, pass them along. All right, let’s get started!
Funny Questions about life – Group 1 Why does Hawaiian pizza also contain Canadian Bacon? Grape Nuts cereal. No grapes – no nuts. Huh? What’s the difference between regular ketchup and fancy ketchup? Do Dutch people always split the bill? If you use Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread, do you have to use Heavenly Ham?
Funny Questions about life – Group 2 Is there ever a day that mattresses aren’t on sale? They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants? Why are oriental rug stores always going out of business? Is there any difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?
Funny Questions about life – Group 3 If it only takes one match to start a forrest fire, why on earth does it take me a whole box of matches and a can of lighter fluid to light my grill? When they ship those styrofoam peanuts, what do they pack them in? How do you know when pickles or sour cream has gone bad?
Funny Questions about life – Group 4 How does one know when their bagpipes need tuning? Allstate Insurance has a disclaimer that reads: not available in all states. What? If Donkey Kong’s main character is a monkey, why isn’t it called Monkey Kong? Why does the word lisp have an “s” in it?
Funny Questions about life – Group 5 How come you never read the headline, “Psychic Wins Lottery”? The next time someone says, “Now I’ve seen everything”, ask them if they’ve ever seen a UPS truck parked in a parking space. Has anyone ever really seen a Jolly Rancher? If you get a club soda stain, how do you remove it?
Funny Questions about life – Group 6 Has anyone (besides Donald Trump’s wife) ever been fooled by a comb over? Is it really possible to change the direction of a bowling ball by waving your hands? There’s senior citizens, so why aren’t there junior citizens?
Funny Questions about life – Group 7 They say laughter is the best medicine – so who came up with the phrase, “I died laughing”? Why do doctors leave the room when your getting dressed? After all, they’ve already seen you naked. What’s wrong with the United States? They only have two choices for President, but fifty for Miss America. Any reason they nail down the lid of a coffin? When butterflies get upset or nervous, what do they get in their stomachs?
Funny Questions about life – Group 8 Where do they put price stickers on non-stick pans? If it’s called lipstick, why is it always coming off? When they sing, “Take me out to the ball game” they’re already there. Why? Who’s idea was it to make the word abbreviation so long?
Yes, these are just a few of the Funny Questions about life that try men’s -and women’s souls. And there’s a ton more funny questions about life not listed here. Some of them come to me during the course of a day. For example, why does every shampoo bottle say, lather, rinse, repeat? I’m sorry, did I miss my head entirely the first time or do you just want to sell more shampoo? If you have or have thought up any funny questions of life yourself, feel free to send them along and thanks for wasting a few minutes of your life pondering these funny questions of life. Now get out there and do something good. Like figuring out what people in China call their good plates…
About the Author
Hal Eisenberg is a writer, and author, and an award winning copywriter. He’s also the proud co-owner of http://www.kiddiekort.com. If you’d like to contact him go to http://funny-questions.blogspot.com
Monkey Bread Pans Questions
Does anyone have a recipe for banana monkey bread?
I can’t find a “banana monkey bread” recipe online. Either it comes up as Banana Bread OR monkey bread (no bananas). I’m looking for a tear apart monkey bread recipe, not one that needs three small baking pans. Thanks!
Here is one that uses banana chips:
http://www.justtomatoes.com/recipe/98.html
Monkey Bread Recipe Without a bundt pan?
I am going to make Monkey Bread but i do not have a Bundt pan. Instead of going out to buy one is there a way to make it without one?
Please tell me other pans?
also do you have to change the times?
I do not have a bundt pan either, i just use a 9inch round cake pan. You can stack it up somewhat like a bundt pan would look. Always works fine for me!
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